Tequila Christmas Cookies

tequila christmas cookies

We thought we’d share this classic holiday cookie recipe with our readers to help us get through the holidays with a smile. A big thank you to “The Cisco Kid” for submitting this recipe to us.

Tequila Christmas Cookies

1 cup of water
1 tsp. baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp. salt
1 cup of brown sugar
1 tbsp. lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle tequila

Sample the tequila in a large glass to check quality.

Take a large bowl, and check the tequila again, to be sure it is of the highest quality. Pour one level cup and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.

At this point, its best to make sure the tequila is still OK, so, try another cup.

Turn off the mixerer thingy.

Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit and the damn cup off the floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Check the tequila.

Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don’t forget to beat off the turner. Put the bowl through the window, finish off the booze and make sure to put the dirty stove in the dishwasher.


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3 Reviews on “Tequila Christmas Cookies”

  1. :

    Hahahahahaha....loved it.

  2. :

    I made these cookies, once, and still suffer whenever I think of Mexico, so now I use Amaretto :) Merry Christmas, My Canadian Friends.

  3. :

    Rolling on the floor laughing every time I read this one! LOL!

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